Things I've Learned Since Having Braces
by , 03-11-2011 at 01:43 AM (1313 Views)
Ok, this post is going to be a mishmash of off-topic things as well as on-topic statements.
I've learned a few things since having braces.
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- Tiger blood is now a recognized blood type.
- Gadhafi's face seems to be melting. Methinks someone has found the Ark of the Covenant!!
- Having an 'advancement' archwire places to alleviate crowding kinda sucks, especially when you are only expecting to have a loose molar band replaced.
- If you own a waterpik, you don't need to floss. Ruh-roh, that can't be right.
I was eating a few days ago and noticed that I was having a bit of pain. Turns out that I had a tooth, that decided to move down and hit the spring below it. I was dreading eating and started to eat with my elastics in because it kept the tooth from hitting the spring. I had enough when I basically spent all of one day hungry as hell because I couldn't eat (let's be honest, meal replacements just seem to do the bare minimum). I was making so much progress with my eating and I no longer looked like the Red Cross should be diverting shipments to my house and then this pops up. (Sidebar: I'm quite thin and have always been insecure about my weight and in a "you've got to be kidding" moment, I lose it easily. Also, Victoria's Secret discriminates against the baby boobie committee because all of their beautiful, new push-ups start in b cups. HelloI'm your demographic, I need PUSH-UPS!!)
I set up an appt. with my ortho ASAP. Then, the day before my appt. a molar band comes loose. Today I get in the chair and after a looksee, it turned out that I have two molar bands loose which needed to be replaced. Instead, they decide to use molar brackets since those teeth were sensitive. The ortho then comes to check everything and decides to change my elastics from the heavy ones to light and change the configuration (check the picture to see the new config). Then he instructs his asst. to remove the spring for now and that he wanted to see me in four weeks.
So, here I am thinking everything is ok. I chatted with the assistant since she had braces too (this is her third time in braces) and she told me that eating with them never gets normal and that I can use a waterpik instead of flossing. I'm skeptical, but the way my teeth feel right now makes me think I should purchase one as a sub for when my teeth are uber sensitive. Then I hopped on out of there and rode off into the sunset right? NO.
My original appt. was scheduled for the 22nd, so I figured that everything would be checked out then. Wrong. Ortho decides that he wants to put a new wire in. He called it an advancement wire so the crowded teeth can be pushed forward and straightened out. The asst. said that placing the wire was going to hurt and she didn't lie. My teeth moved back and I had to brace myself in the chair. Imagine a sensitive tooth being pushed on with a metal instrument, then having a wire placed that essentially pulls it out. SUCKED. I wonder if it would have been more comfy if my braces weren't self-ligating. I cursed an unintelligible s##t, apologized and repeated it a few more times (no kids were harmed in the placing of the archwire) until finally the contraption was in and the doors were closed. It isn't comfortable, I even had to pop a Motrin.
Last, but not least, I cursed myself because I only planned on having the molar bands replaced and the spring taken care of, so I didn't eat before my appt.Naturally I go to Publix and decide to purchase some smoked salmon and then ogle the sushi. I miss sushi. I feel like I'm in culinary mourning at times. I miss eating whatever and eating at restaurants suck because I eat so slowly now that I prefer to get takeout and eat in peace. Enchilidas have been a lifesaver though. A restaurant here makes theirs quite soft; I can rip apart the shredded chicken with my tongue and it doesn't even get caught.
Ok this has become long enough, here are the pics to show you my progress!![]()
Oh, if someone can find a great explanation of how advancement archwires work, I'd be grateful. I tried googling them, but the search yielded advancements in ortho technology and not advancement archwires specifically.



I'm your demographic, I need PUSH-UPS!!)



