HeadJam

I've started dreamin' about my braces.

Now, I realize that anything that's a big part of your life naturally finds its way into your dreams, but why must my braces pester me there?

The first dream I had, 3 brackets fell off and one of them had split clearly in half. I spent the rest of the dream carrying them around on a plate trying to keep the plate balanced so I don't lose them.

The second one that I had (last night) merely detached the bracket and kept it attached to the wire. I had to wiggle them all to figure out which one it was.

You can't make this stuff up.