Bless her soul. My grandmother was always a one for entertainment. But not of the expected kind.
She used to do things that were irrational, out of character or simply out of place.
Like farting. It's only now that i am getting older that I realise the delicate balance between holding bodily gases in and letting them out without a red face. 10 years ago and I would blame the dog for any bad smell in the room. But now it cannot be so.
My grandmother used
So a few days ago I entered a new realm of brace-ware - elastics. To say I was excited at the prospect is a massive understatement. I had hired a meeting venue hall and invited over 100 guests to celebrate the occasion.
Well, I should have. After all, my ortho seemed to think, at our last meeting, it was going to be a seminal event.
As I have said before, he has always been the joker.
"Next time, we are going to put a steel wire in and start using
In the UK we have a underground system in London (also known as the "Tube" or the "subway") that, although ancient in parts, is rather modern in operation. The one issue from time to time is that stepping off the trains onto the platform can be a bit tricky as there is often a substantial gap between the two. The platform announcer often tannoys "Mind the Gap" to warn passengers.
I NEED that tannoy.
I knew teethy gaps would develop. "Lucky
So, my 2nd wire change came and went and to say I was not happy is an understatement. The ortho very kindly explained that I had had 2 round wires up till that point and now I was to have a rectangular one.
Nooooooo!!!
Of course, don't let me start telling the ortho his job. I have already given the staff many tips on how to enhance the waiting room and a few pointers on their dress sense and make-up. After telling them this they appeared to be very agitated and upset.
I've never been a photographer. Well, that's a lie. I am a keen photographer but like to take pictures of other people and "things". Give me a camera and the British Queen or one of her corgi dogs and I am your man. Face the lens at me and I kinda change.
When I say "change" I don't mean the "evil possession" type of change. I remember that sort of thing only too well when my wife had an unexplained case of mouth ulcers and the doctor told her she must
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